Rubber City Rockers - Part 7
Genre: Comedy
Director: David Wain
Writer: D.R. Cobb
Based on the graphic novel Punk Rock and Trailer Parks by John "Derk" Backderf
Cast: Ross Lynch, Justin Long, Jenn Lyon, Natalie Alyn Lind, Beanie Feldstein, Tyler Posey and Rex Linn
Plot: Otto (Ross Lynch) is bringing cases of beer into The Bank when the manager Ruby (Jenn Lyon) tells him that she just got off the phone with the manager of The Clash. Otto tells her he can't believe they're playing at The Bank, saying that they draw 100,000 fans to a gig in Hyde Park in London. She counters that here in middle America they have to play a modest club like The Bank. She says to look on the bright side though, thanks to the appalling taste of the American public they get The Clash there for two nights. She then tells Otto that the band's manager wants Otto to chauffeur the band around Akron. They want to experience America on this tour. She tells him to be creative and that they get in the day before the first show. Otto tells her he loves to chauffeur. She says all the bands demand his services and that he's becoming quite the legend. Otto tells her this was inevitable. Ruby then tells Otto there's a dead rat in the men's room urinal that needs to be taken care of. She then laughs that one minute he's the consort of rock stars, then next he's cleaning up dead rats. Otto says that's probably a metaphor for something but he doesn't car to decipher it. Otto then walks into the bathroom and lifts the dead rat out of the urinal.
At school, Otto is getting his lunch in the cafeteria when he sees Teri Workman (Natalie Alyn Lind) sitting by herself. She catches him staring at her. He says hello to her. She says hi back, but calls him Oscar. Otto heads to his seat and drops his food, bummed that Teri doesn't even know his name.
Otto then hears football captain Bozeman (Tyler Posey) start making fun of the pregnant Bible Becky (Beanie Feldstein). Bozeman asks how Damien's incubating and if she thinks the cloven feet will hurt on the way out. He gets out of his seat and leans against her table. She asks her if she likes going door to door spreading the good word. His buddies all laugh at his jokes. Bozeman then suggests Becky stick to the back door from now on. Becky is shaking with rage by this point. While Bozeman laughs with his buddies, Becky stands up and stabs Bozeman in the forehead with a fork. Bozeman panics and rips the fork out of his forehead, and blood starts streaming out of his head. The school principal (Rex Linn) rushes over and asks what's going on. He tells a student to hurry and get the school nurse. Becky then runs out of the school screaming. The principal tells everyone to calm down and says he has no doubt that Bozeman started the altercation. Otto sits in his seat, pointing and laughing at what has happened.
At The Bank, Otto is standing behind the bar, recounting the story of the fork incident to local punk legend Stiv Bators (Justin Long). Stiv eats the story up, cackling with laughter. Stiv says that Becky sounds hot. Otto says she definitely isn't, but she does have spunk. Otto asks Stiv what he's doing back in town, and Stiv tells him he has a solo album coming out soon, so he has to remind people he still exists. Otto asks if that means his band the Dead Boys are dead, and Stiv confirms they are. He explains to Otto that the average punk band has a life expectancy of about 11 days. Stiv then tells Otto he's ready. Otto quickly hands Stiv his tape recorder and Stiv promptly records his own fart. Otto then says into the recorder that that fart was courtesy of punk frontman Stiv Bators. Otto then tells Stiv that the idea of adding celebrity flatulence to the fart project was divine inspiration. He tells Stiv that he now has dozens of farts from musicians on tape: Johnny Rotten, Elvis Costello, The B-52's even managed some harmonies and he has no idea how they managed that one.
At school, Otto is getting his lunch in the cafeteria when he sees Teri Workman (Natalie Alyn Lind) sitting by herself. She catches him staring at her. He says hello to her. She says hi back, but calls him Oscar. Otto heads to his seat and drops his food, bummed that Teri doesn't even know his name.
Otto then hears football captain Bozeman (Tyler Posey) start making fun of the pregnant Bible Becky (Beanie Feldstein). Bozeman asks how Damien's incubating and if she thinks the cloven feet will hurt on the way out. He gets out of his seat and leans against her table. She asks her if she likes going door to door spreading the good word. His buddies all laugh at his jokes. Bozeman then suggests Becky stick to the back door from now on. Becky is shaking with rage by this point. While Bozeman laughs with his buddies, Becky stands up and stabs Bozeman in the forehead with a fork. Bozeman panics and rips the fork out of his forehead, and blood starts streaming out of his head. The school principal (Rex Linn) rushes over and asks what's going on. He tells a student to hurry and get the school nurse. Becky then runs out of the school screaming. The principal tells everyone to calm down and says he has no doubt that Bozeman started the altercation. Otto sits in his seat, pointing and laughing at what has happened.
At The Bank, Otto is standing behind the bar, recounting the story of the fork incident to local punk legend Stiv Bators (Justin Long). Stiv eats the story up, cackling with laughter. Stiv says that Becky sounds hot. Otto says she definitely isn't, but she does have spunk. Otto asks Stiv what he's doing back in town, and Stiv tells him he has a solo album coming out soon, so he has to remind people he still exists. Otto asks if that means his band the Dead Boys are dead, and Stiv confirms they are. He explains to Otto that the average punk band has a life expectancy of about 11 days. Stiv then tells Otto he's ready. Otto quickly hands Stiv his tape recorder and Stiv promptly records his own fart. Otto then says into the recorder that that fart was courtesy of punk frontman Stiv Bators. Otto then tells Stiv that the idea of adding celebrity flatulence to the fart project was divine inspiration. He tells Stiv that he now has dozens of farts from musicians on tape: Johnny Rotten, Elvis Costello, The B-52's even managed some harmonies and he has no idea how they managed that one.
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